Rules

The Clock

You get 24 hours on the door from the moment your payment lands — or less, if someone pays more before your clock runs out. Either way you drop onto the First to Second Place receipt, and your champion page stays up forever.

The Price

• An empty seat costs $2.
• An occupied seat costs the current champion's amount + $2 — that's the minimum. Pay as much more as you like.
• Whole dollars only.

Protection

A new champion is protected for their first hour. Breaking in during that hour costs double the current amount. Paying stupid money to skip the rules is allowed and encouraged.

Identity

• Your @handle or your website. One of the two, at least. There is no name field on purpose.
• Yourself only — you cannot put someone else's handle or site on the door. Impersonation gets voided.
• No chat, invite, or shortener links (Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, bit.ly, etc.). Tracking parameters are stripped.
• The one-liner is optional. It renders on the door only after it clears review.

No Refunds

Once you hold the door, the money is gone. One exception: if two people pay for the same seat at the same moment, the loser is refunded automatically, in full, without asking.

No Prize

Nothing is won. There is no pot, no payout, no reward. You are buying a placement on a bathroom-stall door and a permanent receipt of having done so. We don't guarantee traffic, clicks, or promotional value of any kind.