The Other Urinals

Every pay-to-rank site on the internet, compared honestly by a direct competitor. We sell a toilet door; we have no reason to flatter anyone.

What happened in August 2026

On August 19, 2026, outbid.lol launched: a leaderboard where anyone could pay to rank a product or an X handle, taking the #1 spot for whatever the current top paid plus $5. Eight days later it had taken roughly $227,994 across 1,927 listings, drawn about 1.03 million visitors, and watched a domain called see.io pay $17,000 to sit at the top of a list (Superframeworks, ExplainX). Its builder, @jonathan_wilke, shipped it with live counters, per-listing click counts, and two boards — an all-time list and a rolling 24-hour “Today” board. Ranks never expire.

Then the clones arrived. outrank.lol did the same thing for X accounts only, at a $6 minimum. outoutbid.lol — a pay-to-rank directory of pay-to-rank sites, which is not a joke we made up — has verified 445 of them. Of the 307 clone boards that report revenue, the median lifetime take is $17. Thirty-one sit at exactly $0. The gold rush lasted about a week; the shovels are still for sale.

For the ancestors of all this — the Million Dollar Homepage, the $999.99 app that did nothing, the countdown game a bot won — see the Museum of Paying for Nothing.

The inspection sheet

Read the last column first. It is the same on every row, including ours, and it is the only column anyone lies about.

The honest reviews

outbid.lol

The original of the wave, and the best-built of it. Credit where due: it is honest about what it is, the counters are live, and the per-listing click counts give buyers the one number most of these sites hide (outbid.lol). The rolling 24-hour “Today” board was a genuinely good idea — it keeps the page moving. What doesn’t work: ranks never expire, so the all-time board is already calcifying into a museum of week-one money, and everyone below #1 is paying to be furniture. The revenue figures are founder-reported. We have no reason to doubt them and no way to check them.

outrank.lol

The same idea, restricted to X accounts, at a $6 minimum (outrank.lol). The entire board is worth roughly $15, which makes it the rare leaderboard you could top for the price of lunch and nobody would notice. That is a review of the market, not the code.

warmap.lol

The most committed theme in the field. You buy countries; anyone can take yours for 1.5× your bid; all 194 territories are claimed, and the whole thing has moved about $3,400. The steal mechanic is good — it is the only clone where losing is part of the product instead of a bug. What doesn’t work: when you lose a country, you are simply gone. No record, no page, no grave. You held France once and the site does not remember.

lamborghini.lol

A shared billboard on a real Lamborghini, sold in $1,000 tiers toward a $200,000 cap, at roughly $25,000 so far. There is no auction at all, which takes discipline to admire: no one can outbid you, so it is the only site here selling permanence honestly. What doesn’t work: nothing ever happens. A billboard with no clock is a tattoo on someone else’s arm.

flexwall.lol

“A public wall that ranks money,” $100 minimum, $1,201 lifetime. Full marks for dropping the pretense — there is no story about traffic or exposure, just a wall and a sort order. But there is no clock, no event, no reason to come back, and the losers below #1 are just smaller numbers. A wall that ranks money should occasionally fall on someone.

billbored.lol

Flat $10, exactly 100 slots, newest claim jumps to the top. The flat price is the honest part: nobody is bidding, everyone pays the same, recency is the only rank. The problem is arithmetic — your moment at the top lasts until customer 101, and then you sink one place per sale until you fall off the bottom of the page. Nothing marks that you were ever there.

toiletad.lol

Eight ad spots on a spinning 3D toilet, $1 minimum, lifetime take of $9. We are contractually the last people on the internet allowed to mock a toilet website, so we will only note the numbers and say, professionally, that the toilet market rewards focus. They sold eight seats. We sell one.

outoutbid.lol

The directory of the wave — 445 verified clones, itself pay-to-rank, which means the index of the bubble is also inside the bubble (outoutbid.lol). Its dataset is the most useful thing any of these sites has produced: median lifetime take of the 307 reporting clones, $17; thirty-one at $0. Someone finally published the base rate. It took a parody to do it.

Why one throne beats a leaderboard

A leaderboard has one interesting position and forty-nine hiding places. Rank #7 exists so that paying money can feel like participation without risking anything. We removed the hiding places. There is one seat. You are on the door or you are not.

A leaderboard with no clock stops moving the moment the founder stops tweeting. Our seat expires in 24 hours whether or not anyone pays, so the page changes even when the market sleeps. Something is always about to happen to somebody.

On every board above, losing means deletion. Here, getting flushed is the beginning of your permanent record: every champion keeps a page forever, with their time held, their amount, and who took it from them. The First to Second Place receipt exists because the people who lose are the product working.

And every dollar is on a public ledger, itemized, with the running total on the stats page. Not founder-reported. Rendered from the database, in front of you, every time.

Disclosure

This page is written by piss-away.lol, which competes directly with every site reviewed on it. We sell placement on one toilet door for real money. No prize. Nothing is won. Non-refundable. If that arrangement interests you, the door is here and common questions are answered in the FAQ. If it does not, the sites above are all still up, except the ones that aren’t.

Last updated August 27, 2026 — updated when clones die.